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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Giant Clichés?

On the heels of the semi-shocking news that Eli Manning and the New York Giants are headed to the Super Bowl, media outlets throughout New York City are undoubtedly scrambling as we speak to produce witty headlines on deadline. We thought we would save them some time and energy... or else beat them to the punch.

Following Lawrence Tynes' game-winning field goal at sub-zero Lambeau Field (after two previous botched attempts) in overtime against the Packers , which elevated the Giants into the Super Bowl against the New England Patriots, we now present to you: Giants-related headlines to look for in tomorrow's newspapers..

(Let's see how many of these headlines -- 0r some variation of them -- actually appear in tomorrow's news)

"Just in Tynes"

"Packers Feeling Green"

"Tynes is of the Essence"

"One Small Step for Manning. One Giant Leap For New York."

"Tynes Ices The Game"

"New York State of Tynes"

"Manning of the Hour"

"Giants Refuse to Pack It In"

And of the more boring variety:

"Giants Looking Super"


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